OK …….. Back From A Winter Break, Those BORING Housewives Of Atlanta [Episode #9, 1-8-2012]

Haaaayyyy Backup Supremes!! Welcome back from Winter Break 2011-2012!! Let's get into the groove with tonight's snooze-o-rama episode of Atlanta's Housewives.
Honestly, and why would I lie about the Housewives, not much happened. However, Phaedra did leave us with some zingers, but more on that later.
A majority of the episode was devoted to Cynthia and Papa Smurf trying to keep their one year marriage going. They talked about their problems at the Salsa lesson, and later with the minister who officiated their Barnum and Bailey wedding. Um, aren't these individuals are trying to get new businesses off the ground .. who's minding the store?
Kandi met up with JoDee Messina so that they can start writing songs together. Kandi believes that her brand of man-bashing, no scrubs music will do well with the Tim McGraw and Faith Hill crowd.
Kim is still unpacking all the boxes in her RENTED dream home. While bratty Brielle texted and made snotty comments, Kim began unboxing her Versace china. Yes, her 1990's, new money with no brain, looking like something even Tamar Braxton would call sad, Versace china. Will Kroy, Kim and family actually be eating off of this china? Stop in the name of we live in a $8,000 a month rented house that is beginning to look like a showroom at Rooms To Go!
And speaking of tasteless fake, Nene and Marlo finally met up for drinks. During their conversation, Marlo casually mentions that she has been arrested SEVEN times, but only five of those were for parole violations! [Thank goodness! Did this little fact escape Bravo's employment background check?] When Nene tries to obtain additional information, Miss Marlo would only state that she got into a fight with a girl at a club. Later on, Nene attends one of the fakest of fake jewelry parties, which is trying to raise money for the environment. One woman was trying to explain to Nene how her jewelry was influenced by the Dali Lama. Well, the woman could have said Dairy Queen and Nene would have not known the difference.
She By Sheree and her t-shirt only appears briefly, and that is to introduce Kim to the wonders of juicing and yoga.
But at the end of the snooz-o-rama, there is alarm clock glowing brightly in the distance, Miss Phaedra and the preparations for her new business venture, Fantasy Funerals! According to Attorney At Large Parks, these will be "funerals worth dying for .. let's throw them in the ground with a bang!" Throughout the episode, the viewer is on pins and needles, wondering if Apollo will join the family business. Ultimately he agrees to serve as the funeral home counselor [as if he had any choice]. As Phaedra states in the end, "we gonna put the boom in the tomb!"
See You Next Week Backup Supremes!
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