HAYYYYY!!  OK …….. I know what you are thinking dear readers!  Has the Diva outdone himself yet again with another hat?  Well, YES!!  However, unlike California Senator Roy Ashburn, I have to be honest and give credit to whom it's due.  This hot mess of a hat was discovered by Mama Anne of the Hackberry's.  Miss Gina, Mama Anne and I were terrorizing our local Target on Friday night, when Anne spotted this creation fit for a Diva.  To quote Jonny, Linda and Erika from my favorite podcast, Gay Pimpin With Jonny McGovern, "the look goes as follows: green felt cowboy hat, glued on tiara, and trimmed with a green and silver boa!"  All that hot mess at Target for only $5.50!!

In addition to our love for outrageous millinery, Mama Anne and I also share a devotion to Bravo's Real Housewives shows.  Of course, the other Hackberrys just roll their eyes when Anne and I start talking about the hardships these women have to endure.  I understand that Queen Cindy, Mama Peggy, Miss Diana, and Miss Gina [who honestly believes the temperature in Atlanta can reach negative 50 degrees] may not want to watch gritty, real drama like THE HOUSEWIVES, and instead prefer escapist fluff like THE MENTALIST.  HAYYYYY only few individuals like Anne, Madonna and myself are born with the compassion of a saint in our hearts, which gives us the fortitude to watch each tear jerking episode filled with eviction, botox, and shopping at Kroger!

By the way, I am so glad the OC wives are off the air.  BORING!!  Bring on New York's Betheny and Countess!

Showtime Synergy!